None that I see!! But, I got a pretty hearty laugh out of Rot Iron. Oh, yeah, baby, I want a foot stool with iron that will rot. I guess a bed that will slay would be really cool, too. Thanks for the chuckles!
I'm torn between these options:A: Perhaps its a bed for people you're about to slay? Or perhaps it's a bed for the person you would like to have slain, thus if an axe murderer breaks into your house, he knows who to go for.D. This person is being upfront about the fact that the iron in the footstool is rotted. I applaud their honesty.E. A lounge that will actually chase you around the house before you can sit on it? Sounds like a great exercise plan!